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"Hi, thith ith Mike Thmith. I haf to canthel my appointment wif Dr. Grumpy for thith morning. I wath in a barfight lath night and loth thome teeth and have an emergenthy dental appointment. Thorry."
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"Good morning, this is Dr. Perry O'Dontis. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cancel and reschedule my appointment with Dr. Grumpy for this morning. My partner is out of town, and one of his patients got into a barfight last night and had his teeth knocked out, so I need to work him in this morning."
I was diagnosed with acute biliary pancreatitis without infection or necrosis and admitted to hospital on 3/18/22. On 3/24/22 I had gall bladder surgery (Laparoscopic, Cholecystectomy), then I was kicked to the curb on 3/24/22.
ReplyDeleteMy surgeon asked me how I felt.
"Like I've been in a bar fight and taken two good ones to the midsection," I dryly replied.
Truly an Ill wind that blows no one some good, right Dr. P
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Go to the dentist's office an see two for the price of one.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. The price of being the go-to guy in a smaller town.
ReplyDeleteThat's a little specific on the dentist's part, no?
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