A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
A reader sent in this picture, where apparently an "out of order" sign just wasn't enough:
Of course, art imitates life, and vice versa:
"Okay, you've made your point. I won't hang the toilet paper roll in the wrong direction again."
Pro tip- if there's a water fountain nearby, don't drink from it today.
That's crime scene tape--it might really be more than out of order.
And this is why cannibals should never use public bathrooms.
"Hey, doc, can you go a little faster on my gender reassignment surgery? I just had a venti coffee an hour ago and now I've gotta pee real bad."
Remember: friends don't let friends eat Cincinnati chili.
They really need to add a "Beware of the leopard" sign to the door in the first picture.
Man, I hate it when my dates stand me up like that. I bought roses and everything.
Might have been the site of an overdose.
So wadda you think?
"Okay, you've made your point. I won't hang the toilet paper roll in the wrong direction again."
ReplyDeletePro tip- if there's a water fountain nearby, don't drink from it today.
ReplyDeleteThat's crime scene tape--it might really be more than out of order.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is why cannibals should never use public bathrooms.
ReplyDelete"Hey, doc, can you go a little faster on my gender reassignment surgery? I just had a venti coffee an hour ago and now I've gotta pee real bad."
ReplyDeleteRemember: friends don't let friends eat Cincinnati chili.
ReplyDeleteThey really need to add a "Beware of the leopard" sign to the door in the first picture.
ReplyDeleteMan, I hate it when my dates stand me up like that. I bought roses and everything.
ReplyDeleteMight have been the site of an overdose.
ReplyDelete