"I was about to interview for a job there, and I was really nervous. Luckily, they hired me on the spot, because they needed someone to clean the bathroom."
I told them the Taco Bell restroom was a bad place for an exorcism. But did they listen to me? Nooooo, they didn't. They said that just because I'm possessed by thirteen demons from the third circle of hell that I don't qualify as an expert to make that decision. Sheesh.
"It was the millennium bug."
ReplyDelete"Which was a problem, because I meant to throw up in the Burger King bathroom."
ReplyDelete"I was about to interview for a job there, and I was really nervous. Luckily, they hired me on the spot, because they needed someone to clean the bathroom."
ReplyDelete"I remember the exact date, because I was taking my wife out for a special dinner to celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary."
ReplyDelete"And that was how I first heard 'I'm Your Angel.'"
ReplyDelete"And to think that, a few hours earlier, I'd been so excited about the opportunity to attend a special preview screening of 'The Phantom Menace.'"
ReplyDeleteOk, I’ll bite…..
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty good run of not being sick.
ReplyDeleteNever having vomited before, it was quite startling and unexpected, but thankfully I happened to be in the restroom when it occurred.
ReplyDeleteI told them the Taco Bell restroom was a bad place for an exorcism. But did they listen to me? Nooooo, they didn't. They said that just because I'm possessed by thirteen demons from the third circle of hell that I don't qualify as an expert to make that decision. Sheesh.
ReplyDeletetoo much hot sauce
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