i always tell them i have had just 1 surgery in my life, and did not walk for almost a year. they always act concerned, then i tell them,' i was circumcised at birth...
(Don McCollor)...The Dr is not specific enough like "where in your body were you shot" while the Vet is remembering the circumstances. Remember that not everyone will correctly interpret what to you is an obvious question or instruction...
An absolutely factual and correct reply, which gave no useful information about the matter in hand. Is he a lawyer?
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"And then I came down with a bad case of Malaysia."
ReplyDelete"But it almost hit me in the Netherlands."
ReplyDelete"Actually, it was Kiribati, but I got tired of having to explain where it is and correct people's pronunciation."
ReplyDelete"Although, technically, the shooter was in Djibouti. Long story."
ReplyDeletei always tell them i have had just 1 surgery in my life, and did not walk for almost a year.
ReplyDeletethey always act concerned, then i tell them,' i was circumcised at birth...
(Don McCollor)...The Dr is not specific enough like "where in your body were you shot" while the Vet is remembering the circumstances. Remember that not everyone will correctly interpret what to you is an obvious question or instruction...
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ReplyDelete"The Orion arm of the Milky Way."
ReplyDeleteReminds me of an old story:
ReplyDeleteLawyer: "You said he was shot in the woods?"
Doctor: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
We raised a son with Asperger syndrome and he almost certainly would have answered the question similar to the person in your scenario.
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