Doctor Grumpy in the House

A reader sent in this picture, where apparently an "out of order" sign just wasn't enough:   Of course, art imitates life, and...

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have any other health issues?" Mr. Toss: "On January 14, 1999, I threw up in a Taco Bell bathroom, but ot...

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had any surgeries, sir?" Mr. Plumbum: "Yeah, I got shot, and they had to take out the bullet." Dr....

Actual CT scan report: Thank you, M!

Dr. Grumpy: "Have a seat, what can I do for you?" Mrs. Anatidae: "My homeopath says his exam showed I have taurine in my bra...

Since the twins are both at the same university, we bought them a car to share a few months back. Yesterday we received a letter from the de...

This picture, I swear, is taken from the Disney website, showing a family enjoying the all-new MCU Avengers Campus at Disneyland. If they...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Young: "Hi, I was referred by Dr. Neverheardofhim, and he says you need to...

Mrs. Seegarp: "My headaches have been terrible the last few months, and I don't know why." Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had more...

Hi, this is Frank. I'm still working part-time at Local Grocery, carrying groceries out and pushing empty carts in. At Local Grocery, an...

Recently my wife and I were going through photos from cruises we've taken, and I thought I'd share a few: These buffet signs from th...

 

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mr. Clueless: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy has my wife on Fukitol, and it's either no...