Monday, January 31, 2022

Medical news headlines



12 comments:

  1. when you wake up in a strange room with a stranger and cannot remember their name

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  2. So, when will we see news reports about orgies in the nursing homes?

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  3. Remember your member.

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  4. they're going to combine this with aricept to make a pill that guarantees a night you won't forget

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  5. Some stiff competition in the comment humor section today, good stuff, can’t remember when it was done so well. Man those guys at Pfizer are a genius marketing group.

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  6. The writers missed a headline opportunity. They could have written “Sildenafil rises up as a candidate drug for Alzheimers Disease”.

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  7. Gives you a reason not to forget.

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  8. Ah, that was a boner to remember.

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  9. Learned people, what happens if you give it to a sweet little old lady? I can guess with little old men, and I fear for the staff.

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  10. That headline could mean either it gives you Alzheimer's or prevents/delays/minimizes it. If the former, it could be a great excuse. "I slept with Audrey last night? I don't remember it!"

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  11. I remember that I should call the doctor if the erection lasts too long, but I can't remember how long is too long, and I can't remember when it started.

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So wadda you think?