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S/he started using K Y Jelly in 2005???
"Hey, I already bought all those cigarettes, I've gotta do SOMETHING with them..."
Could have just said "oral" and been done with it.
"The smoking was caused by too much friction. Once I started using lube, the problem went away."
"I quit smoking, but I didn't quit chewing or dipping, if you get my drift."
"I read Penthouse for the cigarette ads."
"You could say I'm a real Marlboro Man."
Regular or king size?Filtered or unfiltered?Menthol?
The best part about the customary post-coital smoke is that it saves you having to make awkward conversation with your partner.
He's just blowing smoke.
"Then, after 17 years, the cicadas arrived, and that opened up a whole new realm of possibilities."
He's doing it too fast. Probably quit because he burned his junk off.
As Freud didn’t say; “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”.
Well, he's getting older. We all slow down a bit, y'know.
How Lucky Strike got its name.
But which half of the pack?
So wadda you think?
S/he started using K Y Jelly in 2005???
ReplyDelete"Hey, I already bought all those cigarettes, I've gotta do SOMETHING with them..."
ReplyDeleteCould have just said "oral" and been done with it.
ReplyDelete"The smoking was caused by too much friction. Once I started using lube, the problem went away."
ReplyDelete"I quit smoking, but I didn't quit chewing or dipping, if you get my drift."
ReplyDelete"I read Penthouse for the cigarette ads."
ReplyDelete"You could say I'm a real Marlboro Man."
ReplyDeleteRegular or king size?
ReplyDeleteFiltered or unfiltered?
Menthol?
The best part about the customary post-coital smoke is that it saves you having to make awkward conversation with your partner.
ReplyDeleteHe's just blowing smoke.
ReplyDelete"Then, after 17 years, the cicadas arrived, and that opened up a whole new realm of possibilities."
ReplyDeleteHe's doing it too fast. Probably quit because he burned his junk off.
ReplyDeleteAs Freud didn’t say; “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”.
ReplyDeleteWell, he's getting older. We all slow down a bit, y'know.
ReplyDeleteHow Lucky Strike got its name.
ReplyDeleteBut which half of the pack?
ReplyDelete