Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Sunday, May 24, 2020

Internet

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For all of its pros and cons, this, to me, is the best part of the internet. It brings me stuff it had never occurred to me was out there,...
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Thursday, May 21, 2020

My readers write

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My colleague, Dr. O, writes: "I’m in the breakfast line at the hospital cafeteria, because today is the one day of the week they of...
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Monday, May 18, 2020

Seen in charts

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Thursday, May 14, 2020

Side hustle

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Annie: “Dr. Grumpy’s office, this is Annie.” Mrs. Grave: “Hi, how much does Dr. Grumpy charge to do public speaking?” Annie: “Um, I’d ha...
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Monday, May 11, 2020

Breaking news!

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From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters bring you the news that shapes your world. DATELINE: CALIFORNIA A ta...
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Thursday, May 7, 2020

Seen in a chart

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Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Modern life

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Dr. Grumpy: "What have you been up to?" Mr. Home: "I took my blood pressure this morning. Then I took my pills and had a BM...
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Sunday, April 26, 2020

Phone calls

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I'm with a patient when Mary knocks to say there's an ER doctor on hold for me. Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy." Doct...
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Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Quarantine day whatever - seen in our fridge

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Saturday, April 18, 2020

Stand-up COVID comedy

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Today Marie and I went out for a walk. After several blocks we came to a police crew cleaning up an intersection from an accident. The dam...
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Monday, April 13, 2020

"Uh, no thanks, I don't want that either"

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Yet another not-so-thought-out healthcare worker appreciation idea: Thank you, M!
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Saturday, April 11, 2020

Strange substitutions

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No idea how the store's shopping software thought these were equivalent, but here ya go: Thank you, H!
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Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Guest post

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Hi, it's Frank writing today. Dad is talking to a patient on his computer, which involves him putting on a nice shirt for 10 minutes. ...
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Saturday, April 4, 2020

Seen in a chart

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"Is that a back problem or are you happy to see me?" - Thank you, K!
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