Saturday, April 18, 2020

Stand-up COVID comedy

Today Marie and I went out for a walk.

After several blocks we came to a police crew cleaning up an intersection from an accident. The damaged cars were already gone, but there were a few guys sweeping up car debris and measuring distances.

One officer was filling out paperwork and Marie asked him what happened.

Without looking up he said "someone coughed on the road, that's all."
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 18, 2020 at 4:36 PM

    Officer Cynical? :D
    We've missed you. Hope you're well.

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  2. FrankCApril 18, 2020 at 5:37 PM

    Officer should have said - "They didn't keep their social distance."

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  3. AnonymousApril 19, 2020 at 12:45 AM

    FrankC, the winning comment for these comments.
    Very funny that it is.
    Heltau

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  4. AspiritualjunkieApril 19, 2020 at 11:53 PM

    That is quite a savy response.

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  5. Officer CynicalApril 20, 2020 at 8:48 AM

    This can't be a true story. Everyone knows it's Fire's job to clean up.

    @Anonymous 4:36 PM: Thank you! I'm hanging in there. Bored, but well.

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  6. jonoApril 20, 2020 at 2:42 PM

    In a related story, traffic has been cut in half in Minnesota, but accidents have doubled. Go figure.

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  7. ShashMay 2, 2020 at 2:53 PM

    If only. Probably another drunk driver. Auto insurance claims are up.

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So wadda you think?