Someone left a hunk of ... next to the yeast and cheese slices in the butter warmer? That pizza's going to be one heck of a cardiac urgency. Maybe there'll be cosmetic spinach and mushrooms?
My son is 6’5, mom sends him to do grocery shopping tells him look for yeast, well damn if he doesn’t come home with a jar, nonchalantly says top shelf all the way in back where stubby people can’t see, let the baking resume
Oh the cholesterol!
ReplyDeleteYou have yeast. YOU HAVE YEAST!
ReplyDeleteSomeone left a hunk of ... next to the yeast and cheese slices in the butter warmer? That pizza's going to be one heck of a cardiac urgency. Maybe there'll be cosmetic spinach and mushrooms?
ReplyDeleteSigning on for the sole purpose of also saying "YOU HAVE YEAST!!??"
ReplyDeleteI'd say the Grumpy Tribe is getting a little desperate for amusement. But that's OK; so are DH and I.
ReplyDeleteMy son is 6’5, mom sends him to do grocery shopping tells him look for yeast, well damn if he doesn’t come home with a jar, nonchalantly says top shelf all the way in back where stubby people can’t see, let the baking resume
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