Doctor Grumpy in the House

The following message was left on my office voice mail last night: "Hello, I'm a patient of Dr. Grumpy's. It's Sunday ...

All right, time to hit the e-mail bag of stuff you guys have sent in. First, this was taken at an art museum in Budapest (it's actual...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mrs. Sikorski: "You saw my daughter yesterday? I was at the appointment...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mr. Valproate: "I want to know why the doctor won't refill my seizu...

As readers know, my roommate for all 4 years of medical school was a guy named Enzyme. Enzyme was about 6'3" and maybe 190 lbs. H...

For those of you who don't follow Twitter, I'm going to have to put this up. My random observation was good. But WhiteCoat's r...

A "Neurology Update" sent out recently by MDlinx. Hazards of leaving the "T" out... Thank you, Gene!

While waiting in line at the post office yesterday, I saw this stamp in a machine: I had a brief thought about trying trying to ask f...

Mary: "Okay, Mr. Suidae. Now, let me give you some forms... here's a clipboard, and a pen... I'll need to get a copy of your in...

Seen in a vascular ultrasound: "We're gonna need a really big ultrasound machine." For non-medical readers: It should...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Miss Myelin: "Hi, I'm a Multiple Sclerosis patient of yours, and I ...

Frank and Craig returned yesterday from 10 days at Camp Befouled, where they did outdoors type stuff with other guys in the forests of north...

Dr. Unka is in my office building. When he refers a patient to me, he often walks them upstairs to my office and waits with them up front ...