Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Beware of the Dragon

Seen in a vascular ultrasound:


"We're gonna need a really big ultrasound machine."


For non-medical readers: It should have said "left lower extremity."

Thank you, Homebru!
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10 comments:

  1. bluetoothbuddhaJune 18, 2014 at 8:56 AM

    Maybe they have a coupon for that at Qwik-Mart...

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  2. instant studentJune 18, 2014 at 9:29 AM

    Is that a new NSA technique?

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  3. AnonymousJune 18, 2014 at 10:19 AM

    Reminds me: I went through the self-checkout at the grocery store once, and at the end of my transaction the PIN pad read, "Do you want BREAST CANCER?" I was pretty sure it meant to donate to breast cancer research, but just to be on the safe side, I clicked, "NO."

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  4. AnonymousJune 18, 2014 at 10:27 AM

    From an MT - God love voice recognition.

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  5. AnonymousJune 18, 2014 at 11:31 AM

    They found a France hanging off of there. It was quite serious.

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  6. Loren PechtelJune 18, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    Reasonable. Germany is invasive, perhaps they suspected cancer.

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  7. AnonymousJune 18, 2014 at 7:54 PM

    "left lower extremity," is that a left leg on humans?

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  8. AnonymousJune 18, 2014 at 7:54 PM

    But the Portugal hanging around was way, way worse.

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  9. Andy SymsJune 19, 2014 at 8:38 AM

    And he also forgot Poland...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mahTGNIk4q4

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  10. AnonymousJune 20, 2014 at 12:31 PM

    My mom used to work in a medical office where the voice-recognition software changed one of the doctor's names to "Dr. Bitch Foreskin."

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So wadda you think?