Thursday, June 19, 2014

How not to get an appointment

Mary: "Okay, Mr. Suidae. Now, let me give you some forms... here's a clipboard, and a pen... I'll need to get a copy of your insurance card. Any questions?"

Mr. Suidae: "Yeah, will you go down on me?"


And no, folks, he had no neurological reason to act like that.

22 comments:

  1. I hope you kicked his ass out of the office.

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  2. Wow. Just wow. Sounds like he needs psych, not neuro. Did Mary tell him to leave?

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  3. Ditto what (the first) Anonymous said.

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  4. Whatever happened to "please?"

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  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s40vz3xeanY

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  6. OK ~ thats it!! Mary MUST get a raise!!
    Please tell us you booted his butt outta there ~

    Unbelievable!

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  7. Over the last 10 years, I have spent 100's of hours in waiting rooms. I have never seen anything like this. What is in the water in Grumpyville.

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  8. bobbie,

    Apparently she had already given him a raise.

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  9. Does that sort of service require a copay?

    Also, while it's of course hideously rude, as the old saying goes, "you don't know unless you ask".

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  10. is he a foreigner? maybe he misunderstood what the slang means?

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  11. And no, folks, he had no neurological reason to act like that.

    Not unless he suffers from a rare case of neurogenital organ misplacement.

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  12. Gross! Cannot tell you how many of my patients have made sexual advances, but man none of them were ever bold enough to ask that.

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  13. What do you mean, not neurological?

    He obviously thought you were a robot, not a human, and was worried you were going to crash!

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  14. I misread the comment as "Will you go out with me?" which didn't sound THAT bad to me. I didn't know what all the fuss was about. What a difference one word makes!

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  15. Maybe he meant 'Will you go down *the hall with* me?'

    English not his first language?

    Sounds like Mary needs a rolled up magazine, or perhaps some pepperspray.

    Or a button on her desk that opens a trapdoor and flushes patients down a floor to a conveniently placed psych reception.

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  16. Ah, the mating song of the speckled back humpster...

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  17. Please tell us you or Mary kicked him out of the office and told him to never come back.

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  18. He would have had a neurological disorder if Mary had no witnesses in the lobby.

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  19. Speckled back humpster!I love that almost as much as the tufted titmouse.

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  20. I am impressed with your command of latin . he is indeed a swine.

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  21. Holy Shit. I've had a lot of "dirty nurse" jokes thrown my way, but never this.

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So wadda you think?