Mary: "Okay, Mr. Suidae. Now, let me give you some forms... here's a clipboard, and a pen... I'll need to get a copy of your insurance card. Any questions?"
Mr. Suidae: "Yeah, will you go down on me?"
And no, folks, he had no neurological reason to act like that.
I hope you kicked his ass out of the office.
ReplyDeleteWow. Just wow. Sounds like he needs psych, not neuro. Did Mary tell him to leave?
ReplyDeleteDitto what (the first) Anonymous said.
ReplyDeleteAnnnnnnd yerrrr out!
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to "please?"
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s40vz3xeanY
ReplyDeleteOK ~ thats it!! Mary MUST get a raise!!
ReplyDeletePlease tell us you booted his butt outta there ~
Unbelievable!
Over the last 10 years, I have spent 100's of hours in waiting rooms. I have never seen anything like this. What is in the water in Grumpyville.
ReplyDeletebobbie,
ReplyDeleteApparently she had already given him a raise.
Does that sort of service require a copay?
ReplyDeleteAlso, while it's of course hideously rude, as the old saying goes, "you don't know unless you ask".
is he a foreigner? maybe he misunderstood what the slang means?
ReplyDeleteAnd no, folks, he had no neurological reason to act like that.
ReplyDeleteNot unless he suffers from a rare case of neurogenital organ misplacement.
Gross! Cannot tell you how many of my patients have made sexual advances, but man none of them were ever bold enough to ask that.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean, not neurological?
ReplyDeleteHe obviously thought you were a robot, not a human, and was worried you were going to crash!
I misread the comment as "Will you go out with me?" which didn't sound THAT bad to me. I didn't know what all the fuss was about. What a difference one word makes!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he meant 'Will you go down *the hall with* me?'
ReplyDeleteEnglish not his first language?
Sounds like Mary needs a rolled up magazine, or perhaps some pepperspray.
Or a button on her desk that opens a trapdoor and flushes patients down a floor to a conveniently placed psych reception.
Ah, the mating song of the speckled back humpster...
ReplyDeletePlease tell us you or Mary kicked him out of the office and told him to never come back.
ReplyDeleteHe would have had a neurological disorder if Mary had no witnesses in the lobby.
ReplyDeleteSpeckled back humpster!I love that almost as much as the tufted titmouse.
ReplyDeleteI am impressed with your command of latin . he is indeed a swine.
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit. I've had a lot of "dirty nurse" jokes thrown my way, but never this.
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