A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Oh sure...another "fat chick" attack!
Maybe the senile old dudes like em curvy?
Also, shouldn't that be "BMW?"
Our new slogan is, "Why wait till you arrive at your destination to get the party started?"
Ah, the old "Twinkie defense."
So, whether it's morality or mortality, patient with dementia should not have a BMI!
Sheesh! Patients with morals, what will you come up with next, Dr. Grumpy!
Can demented patients actually BE immoral?
How so? The lesser the BMI, the lesser the morals? Er. I mean, smaller BMI, greater chance of death? I thought the chances were 100% that we'd all die sometime? Is it that dementia is associated with less BMI?
That's kind of like when the Catholic priests found out that the original biblical manuscripts had left the "r" out of celebrate ...
So wadda you think?
Oh sure...another "fat chick" attack!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the senile old dudes like em curvy?
ReplyDeleteAlso, shouldn't that be "BMW?"
ReplyDeleteOur new slogan is, "Why wait till you arrive at your destination to get the party started?"
ReplyDeleteAh, the old "Twinkie defense."
ReplyDeleteSo, whether it's morality or mortality, patient with dementia should not have a BMI!
ReplyDeleteSheesh! Patients with morals, what will you come up with next, Dr. Grumpy!
ReplyDeleteCan demented patients actually BE immoral?
ReplyDeleteHow so? The lesser the BMI, the lesser the morals? Er. I mean, smaller BMI, greater chance of death? I thought the chances were 100% that we'd all die sometime? Is it that dementia is associated with less BMI?
ReplyDeleteThat's kind of like when the Catholic priests found out that the original biblical manuscripts had left the "r" out of celebrate ...
ReplyDelete