Sunday, June 8, 2025

Religion 101

Dr. Grumpy: "Did you have any other questions?"

Ms. Shiny: "Yes," (she opens her briefcase) "Can I offer you a copy of the Bible?"

Dr.. Grumpy: "Uh, no thank you."

Ms. Shiny: "I have both old and new testament, or both?"

Dr. Grumpy: "That's okay, let me bring you up front."

Ms. Shiny: "How about a copy of The Watchtower?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, no."

Ms. Shiny: "How about a Quran? I have one in here, somewhere."

Dr. Grumpy: "No."

Ms. Shiny: "Um, let me see, Book of Mormon?"

Dr. Grumpy: "No, thank you. My next patient is waiting, so..."

Ms. Shiny: "Bhagavad Gita?"

15 comments:

H. P. Lovecraft said...

Necronomicon?

John Woolman said...

Hmm, All monotheistic/abrahamic religions. Did she forget about Wicca?

Anonymous said...

Adams and Victor's, please

Anonymous said...

"Maybe you prefer something a little more specialized? Let me run out to my car and grab a couple of my other briefcases."

Antibubba said...

No 'Principia Discordia'? Figures.

Anonymous said...

No Avesta? No Guru Granth Sahib? No Kitáb-i-Aqdas?

Anonymous said...

"You're Jewish, right? I just happen to have all 73 volumes of the Talmud on me. By the way, do you have any idea what might be causing my back pain?"

Anonymous said...

"Look, I stay in a lot of hotels and I'm a kleptomaniac."

Shadrach the Orbital Panda said...

"I work in a bar, so I have to be prepared for all the times a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk in."

Anonymous said...

Her house is the one all the kids avoid on Halloween.

Packer said...

It’s a miracle , two months and he has returned to us, oh ye of little faith

Anonymous said...

"I'm a drug rep for faith healers."

gloriap said...

Welcome back, Dr. Grumpy. We have missed you. Did she offer you The Lorax by any chance?

Anonymous said...

I am so happy you have returned.
Did she not have a copy of the Kama Sutra?

Kay said...

No pasta strainer? the Great Spaghetti Monster will be very disappointed in her and expect Pastafarians to be demonstrating outside the pharma company next week

 
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