Wednesday, April 9, 2025

AUGHHHH!!!!! Cooties!

As occasionally happens, a drug rep called to see if the staff wanted anything from Local Coffee. Since they aren't above free caffeine (Dr. Pissy and I certainly aren't) they gave her an order list.

Mary ordered me my usual extra-tall triple-caffeine espresso mocha cortado cappuccino grande queso fundido.

So Ms. Pharma shows up. Pissy and I went up and gave her a few minutes of our attention about her miracle drug to thank her for keeping the staff awake. When she was done she handed us our drinks. I began sipping mine as I headed back to my office.

When I set it on my desk I realized her lipstick was on the straw.

7 comments:

MarieQ said...

Her name wasn't Goldilocks by any chance was it?

John Woolman said...

I hate to think what drugs she might have been touting…

Anonymous said...

Hmm. Further food for thought, what if she'd never have used a straw, then, what?

Shadrach the Orbital Panda said...

That's nothing. You should see what's on her pill samples.

Anonymous said...

as long as she did not have bird flu.... weird that she likes espresso mocha cortado cappuccino grande queso fundido though. most people hate cheese in their coffee.

MM9U said...

Are you sure it wasn't your lipstick?

Anonymous said...

It could be worse. She could have given you her cocaine straw.

 
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