Some stiff competition in the comment humor section today, good stuff, can’t remember when it was done so well. Man those guys at Pfizer are a genius marketing group.
That headline could mean either it gives you Alzheimer's or prevents/delays/minimizes it. If the former, it could be a great excuse. "I slept with Audrey last night? I don't remember it!"
I remember that I should call the doctor if the erection lasts too long, but I can't remember how long is too long, and I can't remember when it started.
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12 comments:
when you wake up in a strange room with a stranger and cannot remember their name
Say wha?!?!
So, when will we see news reports about orgies in the nursing homes?
Remember your member.
they're going to combine this with aricept to make a pill that guarantees a night you won't forget
Some stiff competition in the comment humor section today, good stuff, can’t remember when it was done so well. Man those guys at Pfizer are a genius marketing group.
The writers missed a headline opportunity. They could have written “Sildenafil rises up as a candidate drug for Alzheimers Disease”.
Gives you a reason not to forget.
Ah, that was a boner to remember.
Learned people, what happens if you give it to a sweet little old lady? I can guess with little old men, and I fear for the staff.
That headline could mean either it gives you Alzheimer's or prevents/delays/minimizes it. If the former, it could be a great excuse. "I slept with Audrey last night? I don't remember it!"
I remember that I should call the doctor if the erection lasts too long, but I can't remember how long is too long, and I can't remember when it started.
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