Monday, January 31, 2022

Medical news headlines



12 comments:

Anonymous said...

when you wake up in a strange room with a stranger and cannot remember their name

bobbie said...

Say wha?!?!

Anonymous said...

So, when will we see news reports about orgies in the nursing homes?

Anonymous said...

Remember your member.

Anonymous said...

they're going to combine this with aricept to make a pill that guarantees a night you won't forget

Packer said...

Some stiff competition in the comment humor section today, good stuff, can’t remember when it was done so well. Man those guys at Pfizer are a genius marketing group.

Anonymous said...

The writers missed a headline opportunity. They could have written “Sildenafil rises up as a candidate drug for Alzheimers Disease”.

Anonymous said...

Gives you a reason not to forget.

Antibubba said...

Ah, that was a boner to remember.

Ms. Donna said...

Learned people, what happens if you give it to a sweet little old lady? I can guess with little old men, and I fear for the staff.

Shash said...

That headline could mean either it gives you Alzheimer's or prevents/delays/minimizes it. If the former, it could be a great excuse. "I slept with Audrey last night? I don't remember it!"

Anonymous said...

I remember that I should call the doctor if the erection lasts too long, but I can't remember how long is too long, and I can't remember when it started.

 
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