Monday, January 24, 2022

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16 comments:

Andy Syms said...

S/he started using K Y Jelly in 2005???

Bedřich Fuzzybank said...

"Hey, I already bought all those cigarettes, I've gotta do SOMETHING with them..."

Ygolonac said...

Could have just said "oral" and been done with it.

Smodby said...

"The smoking was caused by too much friction. Once I started using lube, the problem went away."

Anonymous said...

"I quit smoking, but I didn't quit chewing or dipping, if you get my drift."

Anonymous said...

"I read Penthouse for the cigarette ads."

Anonymous said...

"You could say I'm a real Marlboro Man."

Anonymous said...

Regular or king size?
Filtered or unfiltered?
Menthol?

Anonymous said...

The best part about the customary post-coital smoke is that it saves you having to make awkward conversation with your partner.

Anonymous said...

He's just blowing smoke.

Anonymous said...

"Then, after 17 years, the cicadas arrived, and that opened up a whole new realm of possibilities."

Loren Pechtel said...

He's doing it too fast. Probably quit because he burned his junk off.

Anonymous said...

As Freud didn’t say; “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”.

Anonymous said...

Well, he's getting older. We all slow down a bit, y'know.

Packer said...

How Lucky Strike got its name.

Anonymous said...

But which half of the pack?

 
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