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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
10 comments:
Makes sense
That one surely came straight out of the mouth of former Brazilian president Dilma Rousseff. Seriously, go look up some of their quotes (assuming someone managed to translate them from the Dilmish dialect of portuguese to english).
All bases covered. Inarguable logic.
Is this the medical version of Who's on First?
Deeply profound!!
Couldn't they be zero or imaginary?
Did they check to make sure they are positive they aren't negative? Because that could cause a negative outcome which would positively be negative.
Sigh. Has another governor tried to lift COVID restrictions?
The Department of Redundancy Department strikes again.
Too much. Too much. We're living 1984, not Ground Hog's Day. 1984. My normally calm brother is sending me Youtube videos that have been sequestered or 'taken down and resurrected' about PHDs making videos about virus videos or conspiracies of videos about viruses. My normally sweet and well-grounded sister is sending me videos about removed videos of Dr Anthony Fauci and his conspiracies or videos of of his ex-employee conspiracies. Too much, I say.
My sister the school nurse is asking me to sew masks and my sewing machine doesn't work. Masks out of tee-shirts, masks out of tea towels, teabags masks out of coffee filters. Masks out of vacuum cleaner filters. Masks from ...
My support group is teaching me how to do Zoom and it's zooming beyond me. I'm muting the participants, myself, then turning them into zombies.
My employers are getting ready for a surge that's still to come, yet there's still stupidity out there. My spouse says there's no medicine for stupidity.
What about the systems that were not reviewed? I mean the other, other systems? Were they reviewed? If they were reviewed, were they found to be positive or negative, or indifferent?
How can we be sure those negative systems weren't about to become positive given a five-day incubation period?
The royal dukes of york want to know if it is so that they should be halfway up or halfway down, or somewhere in between. It's not rocket science, you know. We're dealing with intuition and what we should be telling the people to keep them from panicking. But, some intuition is of higher caliber than others.
There'll be rioting in the streets and the stock market will fall precipitously. I say, andd torch burning, too. Torch-burnings. This is not a + b = c, but an almighty guess that goes along with a political agenda. Surely we know those negatives were going to turn positive any minute, now. Any second.
I'm starting to lose it, if I ever had it. Do you know of any good psychiatrist taking new telehealth clients? Help. Dr G. Mayday. Mayday.
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