Monday, February 11, 2019

Friday morning, 12: 38 a.m.

This message, left on the on-call emergency voicemail, woke me up:


"Dr. Grumpy, you can cancel all my appointments. I'm very hurt. This is the 2nd year that your lousy practice hasn't sent me a birthday card, like my dentist does. I think you're an asshole. Goodbye!"




13 comments:

SwanSpirit said...

All the lonely people, where do they all come from?

Officer Cynical said...

I still get one from the place where I bought a new car...10 years ago and 1,000 miles from here. You need to step up your game.

Anonymous said...

What are the odds that she was drinking and won't remember this the next morning?

Anonymous said...

I think you got lucky Dr. Grumpy. This person sounds like a high maintenance kind of patient. Somehow I don't think you will miss them. Next!

Old RPh said...

I still get one from the financial adviser I fired 5 years ago.

bobbie said...

Entitlement, anyone?

Anonymous said...

Come to think of it, you didn't send me a card for my birthday yesterday, either!!!

Fleance Porschley Neckradish said...

Hallmark is definitely becoming creative with its viral marketing.

Outre said...

k, thx bye.

Anonymous said...

Agreed, officer.

gloria p said...

Next she'll expect you to washer windows once a month.

Packer said...

And you all continue to think that my theory of Chinese air pollution wafting across the Pacific causing rampant mental illness in the US is just crazy talk. Well I think you are breathing too heavily.

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E1ulvRRYFM

 
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