Mr. Patient: "My mother has smoked a pack a day for 70 years and, except for her lung
cancer and heart failure, is healthy as a horse."
Thursday, February 21, 2019
A really sick horse
Mr. Patient: "My mother has smoked a pack a day for 70 years and, except for her lung
cancer and heart failure, is healthy as a horse."
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So, in other words, other than being at death's door, she's perfectly fine?
She started smoking at age 25
Mrs. Lincoln, other than the assassination, how did you enjoy the play?
I don't understand why people say "healthy as a horse" and "sick as a dog." I mean, having worked extensively with both species I would say that dogs generally speaking are hardier beasts and horses more prone to weird illnesses and injuries. Just saying.
Always look on the bright side of life.
Just remove her heart and lungs and she'll be fine.
Almost as healthy as that horse we just put down.
But her kidneys and pancreas are amazing.
'Tis but a flesh wound!
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