Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Wait a minute...

Keep in mind that the Grumpy/Pissy Medical Emporium is on the 6th floor of our office building.


Mary: "If you could just fill out these forms... And let me copy your insurance card..."

Mrs. Parker: "Where's the restroom? I need to use that first."

Mary: "Sure. If you go back past the elevators it's on your right."

Mrs. Parker: "I didn't take the elevator."

Mary: "Oh, okay, then the bathroom is across the hall from the staircase."

Mrs. Parker: "I didn't take the stairs, either. I just walked here."

Mary: "Okay... then... uh..."

Mrs. Parker: "I'll go look for it, and be right back."




13 comments:

Liz said...

Maybe your client is thinking with portals....

Packer said...

Rarified atmosphere on the 6th floor now explains a lot.

Katrina said...

Walking on sunshine...

Anonymous said...

Is your patient Super Girl incognito? Look for a cape hanging around somewhere.

Ms. Donna said...

Grumpy, ask if she will donate her body to local med school. I can not wait for the look on med students' faces when they examine her brain.

And watching the instructor's face will be priceless, too.

That is, unless, our alien overlords realize that one of their number has malfunctioned and is spirited off to planet Bazzzztron or something . . . ;-)

Brent said...

personal helicopter landed on the roof.

Anonymous said...

Medical emporium. Snort. Man you have a gift. Love it!

Anonymous said...

I have this yak...

gloriap said...

"Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away...."

Zed said...

Now all I can think about is whether she took the stairs or the elevator and how I will never know the answer. The Medic Mind

Shash said...

Beam me up.

Mack said...

With all these costumed freaks running around these days... You never know

C said...

she took the elevator- is really nervous and thinking about her bladder, has no recall of the previous 10 mins and if some one drove her (?) they herded her into the elvator which she does not remember. She would remember the stairs if she had taken them.

 
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