Mr. Durante: "I sneeze once a day, sometimes twice."
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Mr. Durante: "I sneeze once a day, sometimes twice."
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Dr. Grumpy: "Any other major health issues?"
Mr. Durante: "I sneeze once a day, sometimes twice."
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Mr. Durante: "I sneeze once a day, sometimes twice."
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
11 comments:
In other words, past medical history is nothing to be sneezed at.
Or is it? Whatever.
I recommend a complete ENT & Neuro work-up, including head and neck fMRIs...
"But when I was a teenager, I'd sneeze three or four times a day minimum."
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
Ebola.
I've always kind of enjoyed a good sneeze, assuming one is properly prepared with a tissue (Puffs Plus is my personal favorite). Occasionally I have awesome sneezing fits, sometimes as many as ten in a row. If that's a problem, I don't want it fixed.
Damn. I've now finished reading every entry. Now I have to wait for updates like everyone else.
"Just one more of the hazards of being a tightrope-walking knife juggler."
"The prophecy says that if I sneeze three times before midnight, I'll die."
"So I really think this qualifies me for workman's comp and a prescription for Percocet."
Sneezes? There's an app for that!
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