First, this was taken at an art museum in Budapest (it's actually the name of the artist being featured).
|"On your right is the Sheriff Jim Clark display, and in the next hall are Ernst Zündel's works"|
Next, we have this. Apparently telling someone to "go pick up paper towels" at the store is no longer enough. I had no idea the world needed this many varieties. I mean, IT'S A FUCKING PAPER TOWEL!!!
|7 varieties of paper towels. For this we evolved from microbes.|
Then there's this massage company, who probably should have thought out their logo a bit more carefully:
|"The pun sucks, too."|
Speaking of interesting signs, I have no idea what this means:
|"The counter lady yelled at me. Maybe they mean bitches."|
The box makes it sound like they sing, dance, and perform theater:
|"I'm trying to eat, and my fork keeps doing the Macarena."|
Next is an ad for a group that does bio-identical hormones. The name sounds like they're all clones.
|"Did you want to see Dr. Grumpy, Dr. Grumpy, or Dr. Grumpy?"|
And last, I have no idea why this company couldn't come up with a better way to say "non-allergic pet food"
|"Which end of Fluffy do we put it in?"|