Mrs. Lipstick: "You have some unused space in your lobby."
Dr. Grumpy: "Oh, that depends on the day, and how many patients Pissy and I have."
Mrs. Lipstick: "I was thinking I could put a small table at the far end."
Dr. Grumpy: "For what?"
Mrs. Lipstick: "I sell Avon cosmetics, and could set up a small store out there. I think a lot of your female patients would appreciate the convenience."
Dr. Grumpy: "What? No. I'm sorry, but that's just not something we'd like here."
Mrs. Lipstick: "How much of a commission do you want? I'm sure we can make a deal."
6 comments:
C'mon, Doc...waddaIgottadoheah?
Reminds me of the used car salesman that thought telling me I could "Put, two..tree..bodies in dere", as he opened the trunk, was a selling point.
*Personally, unless you can fit four in a trunk I'm not buying.
*this may not be true
Got me, I thought she was going in the feng shui direction.
"I also turn tricks. I think a lot of your male patients would appreciate the convenience."
CONSIDERING MEDICARE CUTBACKS, YOU NEED TO CONSIDER OPTIONS, START THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX (ER, WAITING ROOM)
Artisanal products only....
Aww, Grumpy! What a great opportunity to spray perfume in the waiting room and trigger all sorts of allergic reactions, or better yet, migraines!
Just a little cross-marketing.
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