Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Huh?

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Phone Lady: "Hi? What's your fax number? I want to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy, and send him my records."

Mary: "It's 867-5309."

Phone Lady: "Great! What kind of doctor is he, anyway?"

Mary: "Uh, he's a neurologist."

Phone Lady: "Oh, never mind."

10 comments:

awesomesauciness said...

Aaaack! Ear worm! Ear Worm!

Anonymous said...

you stole Jenny's number?! aaaccckkkk

Anonymous said...

You stole Jenny's number?! You horrible thief...

Silliyak said...

ditto

Nurse Lilly said...

What the hell? She's randomly calling to make an appointment BEFORE finding out what kind of doctor you are?

Packer said...

@ nurse lilly, Nah, she is looking for a "good" doctor. So she can sell the "good " doctor on all manner of "good" things. We get these primer calls all the time in professional offices, they are screening for future sales calls.

Ms. Donna said...

Thank you Jenny. Packer is correct. I t was a prelude to a sales call. But this company does not have stock for neuro docs. Makes you wonder what they were going to try to sell.

But (with luck) Grumpy will never know.

Packer said...

@Ms. Donna, oh, no, Grumpy and Mary will know for sure, faxes from cruise lines, airlines, roofing companies and sudry others will be spewing from the machine , beginning right about NOW.

Crazy RxMan said...

Hey

Grumpy, Grumpy, who can I turn to?
You give me somethin' I can hold on to
I know you think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the doctor referral

Grumpy, I got your number
I need to make you my brain guy
Grumpy, don't change your number
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309

Grumpy, Grumpy, you're the neurologist for me
Oh, you don't know me, but you make my brain so happy
I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve cell
I tried my imagination, but I was in jail

Grumpy, I got your number
I need to make you my neurologist
Grumpy, don't change your number
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309

I got it, (I got it), I got it
I got your number off the referral
I got it, (I got it), I got it
For a good time, for a good time call

Grumpy, don't change your number
I need to make you my brain guy
Grumpy, I call your number
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309

Grumpy, Grumpy, who can I turn to?
867-5309

For the price of a little cell phone time I can always turn to you
867-5309

867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
5309

Anonymous said...

People still use faxes?

 
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