But now, you can get this awesome lunchbox:
This great lunchbox is just perfect for any workplace, or the ax murderer on your list. Mary and I use hers to hide body parts after I've finally snapped at a patient on their 5th consecutive visit who hasn't yet started the medication I prescribed, but is still complaining that they aren't any better.
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I wonder if I can get one in time for Christmas? I agree, it's a hoot!
Dr. H. Lechner endorsed.
I do not think it would have stopped lunch theives in my former office ... But then journalists are (ahem) strange.
Can you buy a pair of jeans with that written on the fly?
I found that labeling it as human milk is also effective (and in today's workplace - quite plausible!)
The bio teachers at the highschool where I worked kept finding soda missing from their office fridge overnight. They finally put a sign on the outsidesaying "Danger, Hazardous Bio-Waste, not suitable for food storage." I guess it says something about our night cleaning crew that they fell for it and the pilfering stopped.
my mother was a nurse on the transplant team. we had lots of coolers *unused* that had in big red letters like your lunch bag
HUMAN TISSUE--RUSH\
Mom was a pack rat. But these were pretty cool.
Bwahahahaha.
As another commenter pointed out, human milk is not uncommon. I used to pump at work for my daughter, but I kept the milk in a cooler at my desk. The dish soap I used to clean my pump was in the kitchen though, and was constantly being used up (think a bottle a week) and not replaced. Writing my name and/or requests to please not use on the bottle were useless.
After several weeks of this, I brought in a bottle with "Breast Pump Cleaning Solution" written across the label in sharpie marker.
Lasted for months....
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