Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Today's featured gift

Have a friend who REALLY loves Christmas music?




Yes, now even in private moments you can enjoy the gentle melodies of holiday tunes, and imagine you're being bombarded with them in Wall-to-Wall-Mart. The more TP you use, the more it plays. So even if you're having explosive diarrhea you'll never run out of musical entertainment (as long as you don't run out of paper or batteries).

At present it is not available in Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus forms, or with music that can be played year round (such as the Mama's & Papa's "Go Where You Wanna Go").

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

What, no rock?

Titan Mk6B said...

I wanna know where you can get the pink toilet paper.

Anonymous said...

Most of western and nicer hotel public toilets in Japan have "remote control" to select "pleasant sounds" , which are then played (to obscure "natural sounds")

Anonymous said...

I'd be more impressed if it used farts to play the tunes

Syrlinus said...

And how is she "floating" it between her fingers?

Mk6B: Amazon. It has everything (kinda the virtual Walmart)

Packer said...

That is the worst gift I have ever seen, I was going to say shitiest but the spelling was unclear.

Anonymous said...

I was going to post about the pink toilet paper as well. I remember it being sold in colors when I was young, and then one day it all disappeared. I asked my mom what happened to it and she told me it was found the dye used was found to cause cancer. Early 80's...now I have to Google it to confirm my memory.







Ms. Donna said...

The gift to ahem end all gifts. Sure our Yak Herder is not a proctologist?

Jaxxy said...

Can also be used as a prank if you install it in someone else's bathroom without their knowledge :)

ndenunz said...

How about "Move Like Jagger" for a song?

Ole Phat Stu said...

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "what crappy music!"

Jono said...

I hope it plays "Something in the way she moves."

Anonymous said...

That would be way more fun for someone who hates Christmas music.

Steeny Lou said...

Hahahahaha!!!!

Mal said...

The only reason to get this would be to install this in someone elses bathroom to piss them off. Or as a secret santa gift when you draw someone you secretly hate.

Seriously, how many of these things can they sell?

Anonymous said...

Yes the perfect white elephant gift. The picture shows the tp in the over style, if you placed under style would the music playback wards?

Anonymous said...

I resent this. It's is nobody's business how much TP I use, especially when I go the lavatory and discover I am menstruating, but some people are TP Nazis and I don't want to be confronted by someone saying 'I heard the WHOLE of Jingle Bells!'

 
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