Friday, December 7, 2012

Today's featured gift

Picnics are SUCH a hassle. You have to sit on the ground, and balance a plate, and eat- ALL AT THE SAME TIME. Let's face it, unless you're remarkably dexterous, you'll starve. Or make a mess. Or both.

But now, there's Picnic Pants!



Now you can attend picnics unafraid of spillage or being unable to find a table! You walk around with what looks like a large gray scrotum, or crotch-cape, or whatever, secure in the knowledge that merely by sitting cross-legged you'll have a convenient place to set your lunch.

20 comments:

BobF said...

Only a female could use/wear/whatever that. Ask Tom Sawyer.

Mal said...

Ugly, ugly, pointless pants.

It appears we have run out of products to 'need', so now companies are inventing and marketing products noone needs, in the hope that someone will be drunk, high, or mentally incompetent, and buy them by accident.

arzt4empfaenger said...

Also great for skydiving! Spread those legs and fly like an eagle...! (Seriously, who buys that?!?!)

Anonymous said...

And...perfect for concealing your Little Rooster for the gal on the go!

Anonymous said...

No good if it doesn't keep the ants out of your food!

Moe said...

A skirt would do the exact same thing, assuming you like spilled food on your clothes.

But I suppose skirts just aren't cool enough.

Mama D said...

Hammer pants are back!!

Medic2RN said...

Now I don't have to carry a purse. I can just store everything in the crotch bag!

Lisa said...

I love how the mode seems to be floating a few inches off the floor.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE it! A crotch Snuggie!

Li'l Azathoth said...

And how many times have you been out on a picnic only to discover that you don't have toilet paper?

Packer said...

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. I thought Grumpy was hosing the folks, I said he made this thing up in its entirety to see how many of you would fall for the stupid hoax. So I snoped it and sure enough there is such a thing. A couple of guys named Kramden and Norton thought of it as a get rich quick deal. How could I have doubted the the IB

Dvm.pat said...

I probably giggled more than I should have at "crotch cape".


Anonymous said...

Great flying squirrels! The model appears to be a woman, perhaps. So, the garment is an abbreviated bloomer, the kind girls can wear while riding their bicycle. So, why the grey 'insert' Why not blue, so it doesn't look so tacky?

MDaisy said...

Lends new meaning to party pants hahahahah!

www.savory.de/blog.htm said...

We Scots have been wearing the kilt for centuries :-)

MSgt B said...

If I could actually sit on the ground cross-legged,it would make a great place to rest my beer belly.

pharmacy chick said...

where in the world do you find this stuff?

Tzipora said...

Hammer pants was my thought too. I'm just horrified that thanks to the existence of these pant things there now exists in this world something even MORE hideous than hammer pants!

Far to ugly to be a crotch cape too, I think. ;)

Rosie said...

And fairly useful if you don't like the person sitting on the seat in front of you.

 
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