Great posts, Nurse Grumpy! But you DID overlook one thing in the vintage safety booklet posts...those kids with the guns and ammo lying around also had LASSIE right there to perform emergency surgery for the inevitable gunshot wounds. So it's okay that the guns and ammo were left out!
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Great posts, Nurse Grumpy! But you DID overlook one thing in the vintage safety booklet posts...those kids with the guns and ammo lying around also had LASSIE right there to perform emergency surgery for the inevitable gunshot wounds. So it's okay that the guns and ammo were left out!
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