Thursday, December 20, 2012

Mary's desk, December 19, 2012

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Mrs. Dilly: "Yeah, I have an appointment in an hour, and I'm going to have to cancel it. I'm in the Emergency Room."

Mary: "Are you okay?"

Mrs. Dilly: "Yeah, I was all blocked up down there. I think I ate too much cheese."

Mary: "I'm sorry. Just call us back whenever..."

Mrs. Dilly: "They just gave me my third enema. I've never seen so much shit in my life. Do you have anything open on Friday afternoon?"

18 comments:

jimbo26 said...

Rightttttttt . LOL .

Anonymous said...

Well... are all your patients so full of shit?

Sorry couldn't resist XD

Anonymous said...

Cracked me up on a tired morning! Poor lady.

Stephanie Knapp said...

Wow. TMI.

Officer Cynical said...

"No, but it sounds like you will."

Erin @ Sassin Southern Style said...

Perhaps Friday could venture a little out of scope to address a less cheese and more bran intake. Cripes.

CrownedwithVictory said...

I feel more sorry for the nurse aide.

Ms. Donna said...

Wrong end, Dr.! Wrong end!

Besides, the world is ending Friday so no need for appt.

Packer said...

So they are cutting the cheese

pharmacy chick said...

he must be MY patient too as most of my patients are full of shit.

Happy Hanukkah by the way!

Jaxxy said...

Aren't you glad you're not an ER doc? lol

GunDiva said...

Mary: "Actually, Mrs. Dilly, you wouldn't believe the amount of shit I see on a daily basis. Have a nice day, we'll see you on Friday."

MSGMD said...

We'll set something up, but call us before you come out if the shit hasn't stopped by then...

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

"Also, they're building an orthopedic supply closet where the bathroom used to be, so I'd be very interested in suggestions on how to dispose of this big pile. I really don't want to put it in my car, but they say I can't leave it here."

Anonymous said...

"My husband is a terribly good chap, but he always forgets to pass the port. So I forget to pass the Stilton."

Koos said...

What, the patient didn't offer pictures?

Tee said...

Am I the only person truly curious to know if Mrs. Dilly tried an enema or laxative at home before heading to the ER? Inquiring minds want to know!

Anonymous said...

Too. Much. Information.

 
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