Friday, December 28, 2012

Friday whatever

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses run in your family?"

Mr. Lasix: "Yeah, my Dad is a diuretic."

Dr. Grumpy: "You mean diabetic?"

Mr. Lasix: "Whatever."

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

They're both poly-dip-sh!ats

Nurse Lilly said...

If I were his father, I'd be pissed.

Officer Cynical said...

"My Dad's all wet."

Loki said...

I've heard of toxic families before. . .

Anonymous said...

He must have been a real pisser. (Happy New Year to you and yours)

Packer said...

Whatever, seems to be the new word of 2013, replacing artisinal. I find myself saying it often.

Happy New Year to all the commenters , who, with their quirky and edgy sense of humor have made smiles crack my stoney visage day after day.

Bil Keane said...

Goddammit! That would have been a PERFECT line for Jeffy! Why do all the good ideas turn up after I'm dead? Ida Know. Ha, I've still got it...

Stacey Gordon said...

Well everyone used the lines I came up with...

Anonymous said...

Maybe it will be better in six hours...

bobbie said...

And the same, Sir Packer ~

gin4407 said...

I'm not sure that particular illness would hold water.

Loren Pechtel said...

So he's so funny that he makes people piss themselves laughing?

PJ Geraghty said...

My Dad's a diuretic. He pisses me off.

Moose said...

Same thing. Diabetes: The gift that keeps on peeing.

Anonymous said...

It's so difficult sometimes to tell those eastern European countries apart.

clairesmum said...

is he a relative of Dr Pissy, perhaps?

Anonymous said...

My dad's a diuretic. He scares the piss out of me!

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for then laugh. Seeing that you called him mr lasix made me nearly pee my undies

 
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