Dr. Grumpy: "Where do your pressures usually run?"
Mr. Mercury: "I don't know. I've never used it."
Monday, February 27, 2012
Money well spent
Dr. Grumpy: "Where do your pressures usually run?"
Mr. Mercury: "I don't know. I've never used it."
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a bit like my gym membership :(
But, it's a great conversation piece and looks good on that table!
(head bangs into desk)
Be sure to use it and remember, the cuff goes around your neck.
LOL @ Anon 8:58
"Which reminds me that my condom is almost at its expiration date, so I need to stop on the way home and buy a new one."
Reminds me of my MIL and her blood glucose meter, if she could just remember where it was...........
Oh, that is just too funny, reminds me of the CPAP guys. I ask them how they are feeling after the sleep study and getting a home machine and they look at me like I am crazy and say, ""I can't WEAR one of those things". I think if you keep it (a CPAP or Bipap ) in the room, it wards off evil like a totem pole or something.
Stupid manufacturers making a defective product! They are supposed to help control blood pressure, you're saying hers didn't work. Why should she have to actually pay attention to it??
Until I saw that you referred to your patient as MISTER Mercury I was certain that you were talking about my mother.
The same approach myself, and most medical students, take to studying.
I've bought many textbooks. Some are well read, some are not. The hope is, by them being on a bookshelf near my bed, that at night I take in the info by osmosis. Needs further trials to verify efficacy though.
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