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Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Mary, call the psychic hotline
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I'd like to thank my reader Tony, who says he found this on his fax machine this morning.
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
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Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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7 comments:
Notes from the future!
Maybe the date is written in the European day-month-year format, and they actually mean the tenth of Undevigintiber.
Reminds me of a job application I filled out today.
"Please list all certifications you possess that are relevant to the position you are applying for"
BLS
RN
IV Therapy.....
The I try to go to the drop down menu to select the year they expire in...the menu only gave me to 2011....Seriously?!
Craziest part, there's not even anything wrong with that patient yet. Spooky.
There will be no need to send it, because isn't that Judgment Day ?
Obviously, Tony needs to upgrade to the latest Faxtimemachine. You can buy them at HG Wells & Co, on Dalek Street.
Maybe they should start sending messages through the fax machine asking for the next PowerBall numbers and who will win the World Series.
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