Doctor Grumpy in the House: Zombies! At my office!

Friday, October 28, 2011

Zombies! At my office!

At the start of her appointment today Mrs. Married said her husband was running late, but would be coming to the appointment. So I told Mary to send him back when he got here.

A few minutes later he shows up.

She introduced him as "this is my late husband."

9 comments:

ER's Mom said...: All they want are brains...hence showing up at a neurologist's office!; October 28, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Grumpy, M.D. said...: They won't find any here. Believe me.; October 28, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Freudian slip?; October 28, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Rebecca S. said...: Classic! And just in time for Hallowe'en.; October 28, 2011 at 5:19 PM
HyperCRYPTICal said...: My husband is often late too - and that is why I love(d) him?

I shall say no more. :o[

Anna :o]; October 28, 2011 at 8:57 PM
jberry said...: Too funny. Ahh the power of the comma- Let's eat grandma. Or let's eat, grandma.; October 28, 2011 at 11:03 PM
Carla said...: Having been married four times, I introduce my spouse as "my future ex-husband ..."; October 29, 2011 at 9:09 AM
lbparker said...: Hopefully Mr. Married also has a good sense of humor!; October 29, 2011 at 7:05 PM
Anonymous said...: '...he just doesn't know it yet.'; October 31, 2011 at 7:21 PM

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