Doctor Grumpy in the House: Mary, call the psychic hotline

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Mary, call the psychic hotline

I'd like to thank my reader Tony, who says he found this on his fax machine this morning.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...: Notes from the future!; October 18, 2011 at 8:21 AM
Li'l Azathoth said...: Maybe the date is written in the European day-month-year format, and they actually mean the tenth of Undevigintiber.; October 18, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Nurse Kitty said...: Reminds me of a job application I filled out today.

"Please list all certifications you possess that are relevant to the position you are applying for"

BLS
RN
IV Therapy.....

The I try to go to the drop down menu to select the year they expire in...the menu only gave me to 2011....Seriously?!; October 18, 2011 at 12:56 PM
PharmNerd said...: Craziest part, there's not even anything wrong with that patient yet. Spooky.; October 18, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Packer said...: There will be no need to send it, because isn't that Judgment Day ?; October 18, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Anonymous said...: Obviously, Tony needs to upgrade to the latest Faxtimemachine. You can buy them at HG Wells & Co, on Dalek Street.; October 19, 2011 at 12:05 AM
OBGYN Woodstock GA said...: Maybe they should start sending messages through the fax machine asking for the next PowerBall numbers and who will win the World Series.; October 20, 2011 at 11:41 AM

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