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Notes from the future!
Maybe the date is written in the European day-month-year format, and they actually mean the tenth of Undevigintiber.
Reminds me of a job application I filled out today.
"Please list all certifications you possess that are relevant to the position you are applying for"
BLS
RN
IV Therapy.....
The I try to go to the drop down menu to select the year they expire in...the menu only gave me to 2011....Seriously?!
Craziest part, there's not even anything wrong with that patient yet. Spooky.
There will be no need to send it, because isn't that Judgment Day ?
Obviously, Tony needs to upgrade to the latest Faxtimemachine. You can buy them at HG Wells & Co, on Dalek Street.
Maybe they should start sending messages through the fax machine asking for the next PowerBall numbers and who will win the World Series.
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