Thursday, January 6, 2011

Oooo! Tell me more!

This was left on Mary's voicemail during lunch today:

"Hello, this is Cindy Athome. I just got out of the shower, and I'm completely naked, and wet, and dripping on the floor, and I just realized I missed an appointment with Dr. Grumpy this morning. I'd like to reschedule, if someone could call me back. I can't come in right this instant, because I'm not wearing anything, but am going to go get dressed."

16 comments:

Lars said...

You definitely should call her back.

Nurse K said...

Rawr.

Margaret/Heather said...

That woman is either having a day of complete harassment or Mary should call before the lady's due to leave for the appt. so that she can remind the lady to put on clothes.

Not House said...

This sounds like the lead in to the worst porno ever.

"Frontal Lobe Fornication" (tagline: yes, he does housecalls)

Anonymous said...

Mrs Cindy are you trying to seduce me?

Doris said...

Patients should always call as soon as they realize they've missed an appointment.

'Course, they should wait until they are dry (and clothed) to avoid the possibility of a nasty electrical shock.

Unless ECT is prescribed...

>:p

Anonymous said...

Time for a house call.

C'mon, if you are going to make comments you should at least try and be as entertaining as Grumpster and his patients.

Old MD Girl said...

Maybe if you wait just the right amount of time to call back, she'll be wearing her red crotchless teddy.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

"I require photographic evidence to waive the no-show fee."

Anonymous said...

Dr G said: "I require photographic evidence to waive the no-show fee."

Think about it, depending on her looks, can your system take the shock? You might go blind!

Ben S said...

She didn't actually say she was at home..

middle child said...

Hey Doc,..did you just say something about needing pornographic evidence?

Anonymous said...

FIRE!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"I require photographic evidence to waive the no-show fee."

I hope Mrs Grumpy won't stumble upon this comment.

Anonymous said...

TOO. MUCH. INFORMATION. >.<

Sue

terri c said...

I say Dr Grumpy FTW. Though I think this lady has either altered mental status from insufficient caffeine or a diagnosis on Axis II.

 
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