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Friday, January 21, 2011
Today's safety tip
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DO NOT, under any circumstances, pour gasoline from open buckets and water bottles DIRECTLY into the engine of your car WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING IT!!!
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This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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11 comments:
Morons. Total morons. They need to be removed from the gene pool.
Darwin Award hopefuls?
Somewhere in that mix is a history of substance abuse.
Yikes!
If they die they are a shoe-in for a Darwin Award.
The gist of the above I think is "If that really seems like a good idea, go for it"
They are on fire running towards a gas station!? Could of been a lot worse.
Bellevue? Isn't that the name of a (in)famous mental institution?
Definitely Darwin Award contenders....
Any story that includes the phrase "filling an open bucket with 2 gallons of gas" is destined to end badly.
"filling an open bucket with 2 gallons of gas”
It was at that point when my inner paramedic ducked for cover. I don’t blame her at all; she saves my life some days !~!
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