Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Let's do the time warp, again...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Mr. Sundial: "Hi, what time is my appointment today?"

Mary: "Um, you missed it. It was at 9:00 this morning."

Mr. Sundial: "What time is it now?"

Mary: "10:15 a.m."

(long pause)

Mr. Sundial: "So can I still come in at 9:00 this morning?"

13 comments:

Doris said...

That space-time continuum thing is just too hard for some folks.

>:p

rlbates said...

There are days when I wish that were possible. :)

Kim said...

Well, does he have a Delorean? Does he have enough Plutonium? Is the Flux Capacitor functioning correctly? If so, it might be ok...it might just work out. If not, he'll have to wait for a lightening storm and the lightening will have to hit the clock tower.

Anonymous said...

I think I just talked to this gentleman at the Highway Patrol office, or his cousin.

Nontrad said...

Maybe he thinks the long pause works comparable to T-rex vision in Jurassic Park.... "If I wait long enough, Mary will forget what time it is."

Reddkatz said...

Wow that sounds like my patients, everyday.

Anonymous said...

Do you charge your no show patients?

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Depends on the circumstances.

Anonymous said...

it's just a jump to the left. and then a step to the right....

Anonymous said...

I love it! That's awesome!! On the up side, at least it's easy for you to tell which patients REALLY need your help.

Anonymous said...

I love the names you come up with for your patients! haha

The Mother said...

I have, in the last few weeks, developed a full appreciation for this dilemma. All I can say is: AARGH!

Kat's Kats said...

All I can say is third column, second row... again. ::head:laptop:: Poor, poor Mary. Tell me, is there a particular phrase she'd like on a graphic? I'd be glad to design one for her. I'll be putting up some new ones in that section some time in the next week or two when I change prices from sale back anyway.

[I hope that made sense. For some reason my Imitrex self-injector grew legs and ran away. grrrrrr Either that or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde thought it was a toy and stole it. No, really!!]

 
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