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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- January 31, 2011 - Happy Holiday!
- Memories...
- More great research
- Oh, the humanity!
- Mary's desk, January 28, 2011
- Whatever works
- Yeah, like that's going to happen
- Failed biology, did we?
- "It's the family name, son. Try to live up to it."
- Wednesday afternoon rant
- Dear Marketing Bozos,
- Oh, for hell's sake!
- January 25, 1995
- Wow!
- Public Service Announcement
- Sunday reruns
- Memories
- Patients behaving badly
- Today's safety tip
- Guessing games
- Wednesday afternoon
- Medical research
- "You mean we're smokin' dogshit, man?"
- Dear Main Line Health,
- Sorry, no cape
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over?
- Riding the rapids
- Insanity
- Saturday
- Friday afternoon follies
- MARIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Role Reversal
- But he doesn't look a day over 400!
- Questions I'm sorry I asked
- Dear Americhoice Healthcare
- Mary's desk, January 11, 2011
- Medical research
- Attention guys!
- Monday morning, 4:53 a.m.
- Skool Nerse Tyme
- Bedside manner with Dr. Grumpy
- Parenthood
- Criminal of the week
- Oooo! Tell me more!
- OH BOY! It's time for my pap smear!
- Challenging case
- January 5, 1941
- Let's do the time warp, again...
- Attention ladies!
- Whatever
- Early morning hospital rounds
- Pink medical scrubs? A black wig? And a Darth Vade...
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17 comments:
More On this laster....
I wonder if the headline is the result of a bet in the newsroom. The folks who handle web content for that station seem to be semi-literate at best so I can imagine the writers "testing" to see if the headline would fly. Fly it did, like an eagle.
I know a guy named Jim Penix. Few people in his social circle know his real name; he goes by a nickname except in employment activities. Best damned tatoo artist in the world. Sorry I lost track of him, now that I want a very tiny one.
I have known a number of people with unfortunate last names. Butt, Cockburn, Peniston. Nobody named Moron though. At least his name isn't R3tard.
His picture bears the family resemblance, but I didn't realize that they had a branch in that area, I thought they only lived in my neighborhood.
Haha, surely this is like Bart Simpson's pranks. When things seem too good to be true, I usually think they are.
BTW, oldMDgirl, there is a fantastic port label also called Cockburn, and the English (British) pronounciation is Co-burn (as in co-ed). Doesn't make it sound as silly as 'a cupful of cockburn'!
My husband used to work as customer service manager for an online company that ships nationally and internationally. He used to keep a list of unfortunate names that came across his screen.
HEADLINE OF THE MONTH.
Seriously, you know they had to have done it on purpose. They could have said, "Police searching for stalker" or something.
Nominative determinism...
I want to know whether or not his wife took her husband's name when they got married.
does anyone else believe that two first names as a patient name, or two last names- not hyphen type- are bad luck? i do. bitter experience.
Dude looks a little like The Rock! Wait, do you think it could be him?
Morin, is a fairly common French name.
1 Roy 3068
2 Gauthier 2330
3 Gagnon 2329
4 Lefebvre 2158
5 Morin 2096
With a name like that, is it really surprising he turned to crime?
Never has there been a more aptly named felon.
There is an ICD-9 code for "moron" - 317. It was an antiquated term for mild mental retardation, IQ 50 - 70.
If the ICD-9 code fits....
and what does his wife say? "Woe is me; I married a M*"..."My whole family told me told me not to marry a M*" Or she yells at him: "Why are you doing this? Are you a M*?"
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