Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Attention ladies!

While I recognize that everyone has their own definition of romance, I think I speak for the majority of human males when I say this:

It is generally NOT a good idea to call the cops on a guy, and falsely accuse him of attacking you, in hopes that the presence of an armed police officer will make him suddenly propose to you.

Like this lady.

Thank you, Suzanne!

8 comments:

D. said...

Stupidity is occasionally an equal-opportunity condition.

Not that rom-coms don't deserve some blame...

Anonymous said...

Psycho lovers are the best kind, they stay with you for life,even through multiple address changes, name changes and restraining orders, in fact there may be one stalking your right now.

randompawses said...

Sorry to argue with you, Doc, but that woman isn't a "lady"! What an idiot.... (Her, not you.)

Anonymous said...

"I will chop your head off!"

-Axe Cop

Hildy said...

Hard to believe the guy was on the verge of breaking up with this fine specimen of rational womanhood. De gustibus and all that.

Martin said...

Psycho lovers are the best kind, they stay with you for life,even through multiple address changes, name changes and restraining orders, in fact there may be one stalking your right now.

THe problem is they don't show the pscho part at the beginning.

Lynda Halliger-Otvos said...

Yes, Stalking exes... Mine is paranoid of the Interwebs, that may help make me harder to find.

The Mother said...

I would guess that the cavity search alone would turn off most heterosexual males.

 
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