Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Great parents

Mrs. Tude: "I think you know my daughter, Cindy. She works at the hospital."

Dr. Grumpy: "Maybe... What does she look like?"

Mrs. Tude: "A lot like me, except she's fatter and uglier."

14 comments:

Dani said...

Oh yes... of course I know her. That ugly b****

Humincat said...

Fatter? Maybe. Uglier? Impossible.

Adam Nally, DO said...

Oh . . . that's classic. Thank's for sharing! I can't stop laughing. Maybe 'cause I had a patient say something similar a few months ago.

Maha said...

What a horrid woman. Who would say that about her own daughter?

Anonymous said...

haha, parents are all kinds of crazy; my time in peds has made that perfectly clear. gotreatheal.wordpress.com

The Mother said...

I sense a long term, happy mother-daughter relationship there.

Anonymous said...

My response to her:

"I find that hard to believe."

Anonymous said...

I HOPE she was kidding. If not: Daughter probably needs therapy; Mother needs a swift uppercut to the jaw....

Anonymous said...

ah , of course, then it can only be....

Nancy said...

When I was 12 I was a patient in the ED. At some point I asked if my mother could come back into the room and the nurse asked me what she looked like. I responded, "She wears a wig and has false teeth" In my defense I have to say that I had already been given pain medication at that point.

Single Female Doc said...

My daughter is definitely slimmer and prettier than me! If she were fatter and uglier than me she'd be in a circus or on a TV documentary :-P

Fiz said...

Who says that about their own child??? I have two really beautiful daughters and I am fat and old!

ERP said...

Maybe her daughter stole her new BF.

SECRET PEPPER PERSON: said...

Really? Her daughter is alive and employed? I would think this one would have eaten her young.

 
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