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21 comments:
Maybe a heart with a really bad fibrinous pericarditis?
Maybe that's a description of what happens to you after you eat the candy.
That is exactly what happens to your scrotum if you put your laptop on your lap. But you knew that from the test the other day.
Brain, heart. Who cares if it's GUMMY!!!
Someone decided to screw with both the Tin Man and the Scarecrow.
ROFLMAO!
Grumpy, why did you spend all that money going to med school when candy makers can "identify" body parts for you?
It's scary...must be from Halloween, right?
I kind of want one of those now...
I'm sad to report we've had clients that thought a 3D model of a brain cross section was a heart.
So... I guess that guy moved on from pharma marketing to gummy making.
For the record: My 8 year old son correctly id'd the picture.
Classic!! Stupid at its best. Where's the QC guys?
Pam, your 8-year-old son can recognize fibrinous pericarditis? That's awesome. He is destined to be the Mozart of pathologists.
I'd have marketed is a penis..After all isn't that what most men think with?
I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want to eat a gummy brain...
wb: readaboo: name of promotion program for scary books for children
I can kinda see where there might be four chambers...then again I just took some meds.
i'm afraid you all don't get it.
it's an attempt to convince people to "think with their hearts"
;)
I love this one! Just like the upside down xrays we see all the time. But a little more bizarre.
LOL, good one, PharmacyChick, good one!
yes pharmacy chick, ... that is correct. and.. uuuh... umm... err... oh never mind.
Um, PharmacyChick, you do realize that would be a "Gummy Penis"?! Sounds like an STD...and who would want to be seen putting it in their mouth??
It kinda looks like a cancerous testicle.
It could be the scrotum of an albino stallion on a cold day?
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