Mrs. Statin: "OH MY GOD! I HAVE LIPIDS IN MY BLOOD?!!!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Well, everyone does, and your levels are fine."
Mrs. Statin: "THAT'S HORRIBLE! I DON'T WANT ANY LIPIDS AT ALL!"
Dr. Grumpy: "But you need to understand that some levels are normal and..."
Mrs. Statin: "SO NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IT'S 'NORMAL' FOR ME TO HAVE A STROKE OR HEART ATTACK? WHAT THE HELL?"
Dr. Grumpy: "That's not what I said, ma'am, lipids are..."
Mrs. Statin: "THIS IS INSANE! I KNOW WHAT LIPIDS DO! I'M AN INTELLIGENT PERSON! I WATCH TELEVISION! I DEMAND YOU GET RID OF MY LIPIDS IMMEDIATELY! THERE ARE MEDICATIONS, AREN'T THERE?"
Dr. Grumpy: "There are drugs that are used to lower lipids when needed, but your levels are already low and..."
Mrs. Statin: "YOU'RE DANGEROUS! I'M LEAVING! I'M GOING TO FIND A DOCTOR WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF ME!!!"
And she walked out.