tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post749475697015825222..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Freak out!Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47280306818332025022010-10-22T16:38:43.210-04:002010-10-22T16:38:43.210-04:00I am still rolling on the ground about the air fre...I am still rolling on the ground about the air freshener! Can you make mine with Ativan? With some lovely notes of jasmine?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14625597374490410552010-10-21T06:24:34.162-04:002010-10-21T06:24:34.162-04:00ANON 513....LOL!
Of course, when a patient ask...ANON 513....LOL! <br /><br /><br />Of course, when a patient asks me if they "have a temperature" my smart-ass response is always "yes, EVERYONE has a temperature" !<br /><br />Fever? Now THAT is a problem!<br /><br /><br />Pattie, RNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31402568577457469412010-10-21T04:15:23.890-04:002010-10-21T04:15:23.890-04:00dr grumpy
what have you done to all the doctors in...dr grumpy<br />what have you done to all the doctors in your town where they refer you all the idiots?<br />i think i would send some of these patients back with a diagnosis of "terminal stupidity"<br />thought you should have named her mrs. satan instead ... she is giving some of us good patients a bad namevickihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13579938373242229799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-13875680721205099842010-10-21T01:38:09.156-04:002010-10-21T01:38:09.156-04:00I hope she finds a way to rid her self of all thos...I hope she finds a way to rid her self of all those lipid bilayers present in her body.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4375134477872912482010-10-20T23:35:52.026-04:002010-10-20T23:35:52.026-04:00I think the silver lining is bigger than the cloud...I think the silver lining is bigger than the cloud here (for you, Mary, and Annie). I doubt she'll let you refer her, so just warn ERP she'll be showing up soon...terri chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398808840234914275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-21533305033783569522010-10-20T22:44:54.614-04:002010-10-20T22:44:54.614-04:00@Anon 8:37 pm
Yeah, breakin' out the Vitamin H...@Anon 8:37 pm<br />Yeah, breakin' out the Vitamin H!<br />JO RPhAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50752477168764403972010-10-20T22:18:27.541-04:002010-10-20T22:18:27.541-04:00borderline much?borderline much?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-21994243398318620892010-10-20T21:37:24.095-04:002010-10-20T21:37:24.095-04:00Oh, no you don't, Anonymous, the Haldo spray w...Oh, no you don't, Anonymous, the Haldo spray was my idea first! Risperdal is available every which way but up, and Haldol is mine!<br /><br />Seriously, when we were monitoring caloric, additive content of TPNs for our cachectic anorexic patients in the late 80's we had to refer to the bottle of Intralipid as 'lipids' (not fats as we referred to them often affectionately), because the poor dear starved patients would yank their central lines.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53760840594327665182010-10-20T20:06:13.960-04:002010-10-20T20:06:13.960-04:00Risperdal air freshener sounds like a good idea - ...Risperdal air freshener sounds like a good idea - would love to volunteer my work site as a trial site, too!clairesmumnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47653560351126177602010-10-20T18:13:52.747-04:002010-10-20T18:13:52.747-04:00Heh heh, reminds me of the time my MIL arrived hom...Heh heh, reminds me of the time my MIL arrived home from a visit to the doctor and announced proudly "I have NO blood pressure!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18894730433797012802010-10-20T18:13:31.787-04:002010-10-20T18:13:31.787-04:00Risperdal air freshener? There are days I could u...Risperdal air freshener? There are days I could use one of those in my kids' bathroom! heh.<br /><br />whitecap nurse? Please don't forget the rule of exceptions. I've left offices and/or given bad reviews because of attitudes like that. Not to say that I don't understand where it comes from given that I've spent time in enough waiting rooms educating others, but still... <br /><br />-an intelligent woman who hasn't had a pain-free day since 10/87 no matter the med mix (I'm keeping my fingers crossed, medicine improves minute by minute)Kat's Katshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519016601947528061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75403586793209891662010-10-20T18:09:30.280-04:002010-10-20T18:09:30.280-04:00"I'm an intelligent person! I watch telev..."I'm an intelligent person! I watch television!"<br />Ummm, just about contradicted herself right there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85570772475392264872010-10-20T17:44:11.010-04:002010-10-20T17:44:11.010-04:00She spoke in CAPITAL LETTERS?
I hate people who...She spoke in CAPITAL LETTERS? <br /><br />I hate people whose voice and demeanor are stuck on CAP LOCK.<br /><br />Good riddance.The Observerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17696168395133075354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74977302489854714342010-10-20T17:37:57.655-04:002010-10-20T17:37:57.655-04:00I think her concern over her lipid "problems&...I think her concern over her lipid "problems" should be the least of her worries. Was this her initial consult visit?<br /><br />WV--foohl: aka most of Dr G's patients.The Evil Receptionistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24823755329491255332010-10-20T16:29:35.885-04:002010-10-20T16:29:35.885-04:00Anytime someone says "I am an intelligent per...Anytime someone says "I am an intelligent person," they are not; it's just like saying "I have a really high pain tolerance." - No you don't.<br />-whitecap nurseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30241782060678750872010-10-20T16:18:51.092-04:002010-10-20T16:18:51.092-04:00Partially educated people are probably even worse ...Partially educated people are probably even worse than totally ignorant people.Mugdhahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06126027586444558410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38354393018759016962010-10-20T15:26:02.426-04:002010-10-20T15:26:02.426-04:00I am tempted to start marketing a Risperdal air f...I am tempted to start marketing a Risperdal air freshener. Would you be interested in being a study site?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-79008023798009149722010-10-20T15:04:19.348-04:002010-10-20T15:04:19.348-04:00Hope you referred her to your least favorite ENT s...Hope you referred her to your least favorite ENT surgeon, as her listening skills are obviously impaired.<br /><br />murgatr<br /><br />Pharm. Tech. RDC'06Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89058335347875016982010-10-20T14:29:41.790-04:002010-10-20T14:29:41.790-04:00Cholesterol levels or 'happy damn lipids' ...Cholesterol levels or 'happy damn lipids' and 'lousy damn lipids' as I've heard them described.Clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09053704789777744065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50401794296946699802010-10-20T14:12:50.970-04:002010-10-20T14:12:50.970-04:00Oh, this is SO a third column over, second row dow...Oh, this is SO a third column over, second row down <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/KatsKats/7062870" rel="nofollow">diagnosis</a>!Kat's Katshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519016601947528061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-63220808444583822010-10-20T13:44:04.283-04:002010-10-20T13:44:04.283-04:00SBG23 - wouldn't that be "megalipocranium...SBG23 - wouldn't that be "megalipocranium"? :)GunDivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02965363044411500380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23680539496489507432010-10-20T13:31:00.825-04:002010-10-20T13:31:00.825-04:00She's just a big fat lipidhead!She's just a big fat lipidhead!staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08872800621811343464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-34985567998853435392010-10-20T13:22:15.736-04:002010-10-20T13:22:15.736-04:00If my doctor was Groucho Marx I would think he was...If my doctor was Groucho Marx I would think he was dangerous too.Sparky Barksdalenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52808006340693824592010-10-20T13:08:33.426-04:002010-10-20T13:08:33.426-04:00Dr. Grumpy, some days I think all the other doctor...Dr. Grumpy, some days I think all the other doctors in your town are only sending you their 'special cases'!Dr. Jnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28809034003096887322010-10-20T12:53:54.425-04:002010-10-20T12:53:54.425-04:00Self-diagnosis via internet. Sometimes having a l...Self-diagnosis via internet. Sometimes having a little knowledge is like knowing a little karate...you know just enough to get your butt kicked.<br /><br />PharmacyJimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com