So I pulled into a drive-thru ATM on the way home. New machine type, never seen it before. While I was doing my transaction it kept whistling and beeping at me.
While removing enough Grumpy cash to keep me from being banished to the couch, I noticed this sign over the cash-slot.
"This machine has been equipped to provide audio cues for our visually impaired customers".
If you are too "visually impaired" to operate an ATM without assistance, than WHAT THE F--K ARE YOU DOING DRIVING A CAR!!!