Doctor Grumpy in the House

All right, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. First we have this delightful hand lotion: Then we have this...

In the 1980's Mojo Nixon claimed "Elvis is Everywhere." While anyone who visits Vegas might concur, I have to disagree...

Mrs. Methodical: "My blood pressures have been good, too." Dr. Grumpy: "I'm glad. What have they been running?" ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any side effects with the new pill?" Mr. P: "Only one, it makes my urine smell like something terrible." ...

With the school year down to it's final 2 weeks, I'm shutting down the blog until the shouting here is over. Too much band stuff, ye...

Mrs. Grumpy asked me to deal with dinner. Not knowing what the food status was at home, I made the mistake of asking Frank for help. ...

Mrs. Whiney was not happy. She'd shown up 45 minutes late for her new patient appointment with no other explanation than "I have ...

Dr. Grumpy: "How's the new medication working out for you?" Mr. Pill: "Terrible! I'm nauseous all the time, have he...

As the school year begins wrapping up, we're moving into the next phase of the Wingnut High School marching band schedule: preparing for...

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you much of a drinker?" Mr. Collins: "Nope. Not at all. Just coffee, but I admit I'm a caffeine junkie...

Remember medical students: taking a good family history now includes covering test conclusions, free text, and practice management, but fort...

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. First, taken in a subway, is this opportunity that could end unemployment:...

Guy comes in, stands at counter. Mary: "Can I help you, sir?" Guy: "Uh, I think I'm early for my visit." Mary:...