Doctor Grumpy in the House

This is Mrs. Grumpy, Dear Kids, There are a lot of innovative ways to cut class and/or get sent home, and I think it's commendable t...

Seen in a hospital chart:

Okay, time to hit the mail bag for stuff you guys have sent in. First is this Engrish sign: Next up is this school job opening for...

Source: Alaska Airlines Thank you, Laurie!

A bit of background explanation for my non-medical readers is required. In pharmacology, the points at which a drug reaches the highest an...

Dear Dr. Grumpy, I teach psychology courses at a community college. I was teaching Intro Psych one quarter, and we were at the neurosc...

Me and Pissy's office building has been remodeling the public bathrooms on each floor. This involves closing one and making the other a ...

Thank you, B!

Mrs. Math: "How many kids do you have?" Dr. Grumpy: "Three." Mrs. Math: "Oh... I mean, that's more than two...

Another fine example of the crap you see in today's worthless electronic charting systems:

Mary: "Can I get a copy of your insurance card?" Mr. Card: "Sure... here you go." Mary: "Um, you told me on the...

Last week I was reviewing a research protocol which included the Beck Depression Inventory . While looking through the questions I came ac...

Contrary to popular belief, even if you don't have a co-pay up-front, you still may end up paying a chunk of your bill. So we get calls ...