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So is it Igor or Quasimodo? Inquiring minds want to know...
Yet another patient with their head up their ass?
They found his head over by the snow cone concession.
Staggering medical advances continue to amaze.
Hopefully the hunt for human anatomy will keep them "occupied" for a while.
Things just haven't been the same since "Sesame Street" moved to HBO.
thanks again Dragon
"But then I can claim the credit."
Perhaps the Occupational Therapist is blind.
Wow, that's one seriously overweight patient.
Let me guess- the patient is the narrator of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."
"As a side note, I can't wait until the hospital's new 'Your entire body back or your visit is free' promotion ends."
"In retrospect, the surgeon probably could have done a better job sewing the patient back up."
So I'm going to make a stab in the dark here, and assume that the referring doctor does not have a lot of confidence in the professional capabilities of the OT.
I can locate a neck and shoulder! I'm almost an OT!
Maybe he's a conjoined triplet?
Hopefully? Sounds more like a case of impacted or impinged cranium, to me. Distant relative to the headless horseperson?
Is the occupational therapist a bloodhound?
So wadda you think?
So is it Igor or Quasimodo? Inquiring minds want to know...
ReplyDeleteYet another patient with their head up their ass?
ReplyDeleteThey found his head over by the snow cone concession.
ReplyDeleteStaggering medical advances continue to amaze.
ReplyDeleteHopefully the hunt for human anatomy will keep them "occupied" for a while.
ReplyDeleteThings just haven't been the same since "Sesame Street" moved to HBO.
ReplyDeletethanks again Dragon
ReplyDelete"But then I can claim the credit."
ReplyDeletePerhaps the Occupational Therapist is blind.
ReplyDeleteWow, that's one seriously overweight patient.
ReplyDeleteLet me guess- the patient is the narrator of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."
ReplyDelete"As a side note, I can't wait until the hospital's new 'Your entire body back or your visit is free' promotion ends."
ReplyDelete"In retrospect, the surgeon probably could have done a better job sewing the patient back up."
ReplyDeleteSo I'm going to make a stab in the dark here, and assume that the referring doctor does not have a lot of confidence in the professional capabilities of the OT.
ReplyDeleteI can locate a neck and shoulder! I'm almost an OT!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's a conjoined triplet?
ReplyDeleteHopefully? Sounds more like a case of impacted or impinged cranium, to me. Distant relative to the headless horseperson?
ReplyDeleteIs the occupational therapist a bloodhound?
ReplyDelete